automated menu hymn is presented in sentence fragments separated by wide spaces and line breaks to mimic the experience of one side of a phone conversation. In the following text, all space gaps and line breaks are presented as line breaks.
automated menu hymn
hello
thank you for calling
we are currently experiencing higher than normal call volumes
normal = talking on the phone
= careful voice & breath & enunciation
no,
= not being careful
= hands that you don't have to watch
= rush & rush & rush
& rivers &
volume
= length x width x height
= the space of the mouth
= words & waves & the space inside
=
for quality assurance, your call may be monitored and recorded.
(you should be comfortable.
after all this time)
if you know your party's extension, you may enter it at any time
(like you'd enter a river).
(like you'd enter a mouth)
(like you'd exit,
remember?)
for the company directory, please press one.
for the customer service department, please press two.
for assistance from an operator, please press three.
the person you are trying to reach
is not available
speak
at the tone
=1
=1
=1
how can we assist you today
=2
=2
=2
=speak
=how
how
how
hello
thank you for calling