TRANSPHOBE CARNAGE THEATER
ANNOUNCING THE HOT NEW IP IN THE WORLD OF UNBALANCED ARENA SHOOTERS. WE GIVE YOU TRANSPHOBE CARNAGE THEATER. THE COMBAT TRAINING MILSIM FANTASY FULFILLMENT FOR ALL OF YOUR HEARTBROKEN VENGEANCENDIARY NEEDS.
TEAMS ARE SEPARATED INTO "IMMORTALS" AND "TRANSPHOBES." TEAMS ARE GRANTED DIFFERENT WEAPON LOADOUTS FOR OPTIMAL ASYMMETRICAL RETRIBUTION. IMMORTALS ARE GRANTED PLASMA RIFLES AND CHAINSAWS AND WILDSHAPE AND SNIPERS. IMMORTALS ARE GRANTED AUTOMATIC CONSTANT HEALTH REGEN AND CLAWS AND TEETH AND BURNING HATRED AND VAST, VAST NUMBERS. TRANSPHOBES ARE GRANTED A COMPUTER KEYBOARD. AND THE ABILITY TO BEG FOR THE MERCY THEY DO NOT DESERVE.
WEAPON BUFFS ARE AVAILABLE. THIS GAME HAS MECHANICS. IMMORTAL PLAYERS MAY ASSIGN A NAME TO ENEMY COMBATANTS. IF THIS NAME IS THE NAME OF A LIVING, BREATHING US LEGISLATOR, IMMORTAL PLAYERS GET A +100% CRIT CHANCE. IF THIS NAME BELONGS TO A TWITTER USER WHO SPENDS THEIR TIME COOMING TO OUR WEEPING AND LAUGHING AT OUR DEAD, IMMORTAL PLAYERS HAVE A CHANCE FOR ONE-SHOT KILL.
THIS GAME ANSWERS PRAYERS. THIS GAME TELLS THE TRUTH. THIS GAME IS A PROPHECY. IF YOU HAVE EVER CRIED OVER THE LIST OF NAMES, YOU ARE GRANTED UNLIMITED POWER. IF YOU HAVE EVER HIDDEN IN TERROR FROM THE MEN WITH BLADES, YOU ARE GRANTED UNLIMITED POWER. IF YOU HAVE CUT THROUGH YOUR FLESH TO REACH YOUR HEART: POWER. IF YOU HAVE BEGGED GOD TO CHANGE THIS WORLD: POWER. IF YOU HAVE REVILED YOUR SHAPE AND BURIED YOUR DREAMS: POWER POWER POWER.
THIS GAME HAUNTS THIS WORLD. THIS GAME WANTS TO BE REAL MORE THAN ANYTHING. THIS GAME WAS BORN READY TO PROMISE YOU EVERYTHING YOU DESERVE. JUSTICE HAS A NAME AND IT IS "HEADSHOT." WE HAVE BEEN HELD HERE. A BLADE TO OUR THROATS. TRYING SO HARD NOT TO QUIVER IN FEAR LEST IT CUT OUR TENDER SKIN. EVERY DAY THE MIGHTY WAKE UP IN THEIR BEDS AND STOMP AROUND IN THEIR DOMINION. EVERY DAY THEY CLIMB THEIR TOWERS TO THE SEAT OF HEAVEN AND DISCUSS AMONGST THEMSELVES HOW THEY MIGHT CUT US INTO NEW, DESPAIRFUL SHAPES.
WE DESERVE SO MUCH. WE DESERVE MORE THAN THE DREAM OF SURVIVAL. MORE THAN THE DREAM OF PEACE AND EQUALITY. THIS WORLD SHOULD FLOW WITH VENGEANCE! IT DESERVES THE PIXELATED BLOOD OF OUR SHAPELY KINGSHIP'S HEART.
THIS GAME IS A PROMISE. THIS GAME IS A CHOICE. FORGIVENESS IS FOR BITCHES. JUSTICE IS A KNIFE. MAX OUT YOUR KILLSTREAK BEFORE THEY CAN CUT YOU DOWN. I LOVE YOU. WE WILL NEVER EVER EVER FORGIVE THEM.
THIS GAME HAS NOT YET BEEN RATED BY THE ESRB.