Susan Kolon

Scenes from a Career

Part 1

Unsafe work environment

The security guard in the hotel parking 
garage is there for the Indy 500 race car 
I drive down the East Coast in 2003, 
stopping each morning to pick 
up men from automotive magazines who 
promise to flatter and fawn in our 
PR bid to sell replicas after its final race
at the track. No one concerned about my safety nor 
ask how a twenty-something woman feels
safe (would it be the same today?) strapped in 
the passenger seat for three days, 
cheering the virtues of blind spot monitoring, soft 
to-the-touch surfaces, automatic high beams 
(perhaps, but hitched to the allure of advancement). 
I was a mere throttle body, regulating 
air to the engine so the driver 
could accelerate and 
there was no rough idling.

Work-related stress

Back from lunch, three years in,
a note left on my keyboard, WHERE 
ARE YOU??!!
A scribble penned 
by my manager and laden 
with animosity. My boundaries
seized, I sink into a QWERTY 
perimeter of cubicle prison.

Toxic behavior

I start a side hustle at the gym - 70s Rock & Sweat. 
The tall one asks, Is this class for old people? 
In harmonious inquiry, a reckless band of super jocks 
at the threshold, their once-over for fresh hints 
of dormancy on overdrive. Convinced to stay; 
millennials love anything retro, I play Don’t Fear 
the Reaper
for the weights portion of the program. 
A microaggression wielded with serene pretense 
and I am rewarded by their teardrops of labor, 
which blink toward me like a bright, white light. 

Accident at work

Bush Maze Moments: 
a revolving reel of wild mammals
plays on the seatback screen. 
Caged in a fuselage of fuel and surging
wings to my destination: Manhattan, 
the Magic Kingdom of corporate animals, 
where I will learn how to run. 
Bobcat soon-to-be cheetah, 
whose urban jungle 
will become a thicket of ash, 
welcomes me on 
September 10, 2001. 
A spotless landing 
in the company of 
an unworldly wilderness, 
thrown to the lions untamed. 

Hostile environment 

The empress of copywriters, 
her pen – a red sword of superior 
rule– tells women, only women 
and always younger, that our copy 
is second-rate.  She wields her 
success as proof, ‘as seen in’ magazines 
now defunct. I am asked, what 
is the wholeness of her humanity
? Ha, 
precise derision reads the synopsis. 
Fair to say her instruction, reflective 
of her own climb, is laddered in 
the conviction that mastery be brutal.
She divines cruelty for grievances 
of grammar and it fells me, my scraps 
of ambition a put-into-words pipedream.

Susan Kolon is a Chicago-based health educator and poet. “Jealousy drove me to make amends via poetry. The first time, when my younger sister raced by me on her birthday bicycle, I turned my wheel into hers and she fell into oncoming traffic. I wrote a poem about it, and it worked; my parents forgave me.” She is currently at work on her first book of poems.